Andaz Apna - Apna Subtitles

"Aurat hai ya aadmi?" (Are they women or men?)

"Aadmi, sahab." (Men, sir.)

"Robert... kitne aadmi the?" (Robert... how many men were there?) andaz apna apna subtitles

"Kya order hai sahab?" (What’s your order, sir?)

"Tujhe kya samajhna? Tu kaam kar. Dialogues mere hain." (Why should you understand? You do the work. The dialogues are mine.) [SCENE: RAVI (PAWAN MALHOTRA) TRIES TO ACT SMART.] "Aurat hai ya aadmi

"Toh pachees aadmi ka kya karunga? Chaar kaafi hain. Chaar aur ek main — paanch. Paanch bandar ka plan samajh." (What will I do with twenty-five men? Four are enough. Four plus me — five. Think of it as a ‘five monkeys’ plan.)

"Samajh nahi aaya, Masterji." (I didn’t understand, Masterji.) Tu kaam kar

"Apna number pehle sudhaar. Tera brain ‘out of order’ ka board laga ke baitha hai." (Fix your own number first. Your brain’s sitting with an ‘out of order’ sign.) [SCENE: TEA STALL. TEJA (SHEKHAR SUMAN) ENTERS WITH STYLE.]

"Chup! Main hero hoon. Tu villain hai — villain number 'zero point five'." (Quiet! I’m the hero. You’re the villain — villain number ‘zero point five.’)

"Pachees, sahab." (Twenty-five, sir.)