The camera swoops over the monuments, then cuts to a sleek black SUV rolling down Georgia Avenue. Over the visuals, a voice growls:
“And that’s how you start an episode! Y’all are naturals.”
“Say that again. I dare you.”
“You don’t talk to people like that in my city.”
“Y’all think that’s crazy? Wait till you see what happens when the real enemies show up. This is only Episode 1. Welcome to the East, bitches.” Baddies East - Season 1- Episode 1
The women sit on a huge sectional sofa. Champagne is poured. Smiles are fake. Natalie stands before them like a game show host from hell.
“This isn’t your city. It’s D.C. You’re a visitor, boo.” The camera swoops over the monuments, then cuts
“This season, I handpicked the baddest, most unhinged, most untamed females from New York to Miami. We’re calling it Baddies East . And I’m not just the host. I’m the warden. Welcome to the asylum.”
“Honey, your whole personality is a bootleg Love & Hip Hop audition. You’re not a baddie. You’re a bad memory.” I dare you
Dead silence. Then Suki lunges. Two producers hold her back.