The same one he uses to mock his own viewers. Anyway, he finally speaks. You know what he says?
That’s not an upgrade. That’s a system crash.
(stirring his coffee aggressively) You know that guy I told you about? The one we called Bitch Boy V1 ? Bitch Boy V1 kich ban ky la cua ban
(spits out water) No. Not the Stardew Valley co-op farm!
The one who cried because his gaming chair was facing east instead of west? The same one he uses to mock his own viewers
Since the request is a bit open-ended, I’ll assume you want a featuring a character nicknamed “Bitch Boy V1” — told as a strange story from a friend’s perspective. Here’s an original piece: Bitch Boy V1 A Strange Story from Your Friend Scene: A late-night coffee shop. Two friends, MINH and LAM , sit across from each other. Lam looks haunted.
He showed up at my door at 2 AM. Holding a rubber chicken. Not speaking. Just… staring . That’s not an upgrade
Yes. And then he smiled. Like the Grinch. And said: “Now I’m truly free. Free to be the ultimate Bitch Boy V2.”