Broforce 3 Review

The jump from Broforce to Broforce 3 is skipping an entire generation. It’s like going from the Wright Brothers’ first flight straight to the F-22 Raptor. We are skipping the propeller phase entirely. Let’s put on the tinfoil hat. Anonymous "playtesters" on 4chan (credibility: -10) claim Free Lives and Devolver Digital are working on three major pillars for the third entry:

This is the rumor that has the modding community salivating. A full level editor that isn't just "place enemy, place block." A system where you can script "enemy waves trigger only if the Bro jumps over the flaming car while shouting."

The game is pure, uncut parody. It mocks hyper-masculinity by cranking it to 11 until the dial breaks. It’s Starship Troopers the video game. It knows you’re laughing while you blow up a statue of a dictator, and it wants you to laugh harder.

That is confirmation enough for me.

And here is the terrifying, beautiful truth: The world isn’t ready for it. Before you ask: Where was Broforce 2?

For the uninitiated: Broforce is the digital equivalent of chugging a can of energy drink while yelling the Star-Spangled Banner . It’s a side-scrolling shooter where every playable character is an 80s/90s action hero with a punny name (Rambro, The Brominator, Snake Broskin).

If you’ve ever wanted to see Jesus Christ mow down a squad of terrorists with a minigun, or watched Rambo fistfight a xenomorph on the back of a bald eagle, you already understand the gospel of Broforce . broforce 3

The first game was about rescuing bros. The third? It’s about rescuing reality . Imagine levels that glitch between Alien , Die Hard , and Predator within the same ten-second window. One minute you’re sliding down Nakatomi Plaza, the next you’re crashing through a jungle canopy onto a hive of aliens.

Freedom forever. Bros to the end.

So polish your guns. Stock up on protein shakes. And for the love of liberty, The jump from Broforce to Broforce 3 is

Whether it launches next year or in 2030, one thing is certain: Broforce 3 will be the most gloriously stupid, mechanically brilliant, friendship-destroying co-op experience of the decade.

They are calling it .

But the internet has been whispering. Leaks. Rumors. Forums filled with cryptic ASCII art of explosions. Let’s put on the tinfoil hat

Technically, it was Broforce Forever (the 2023 update). But the fans don’t count that as a true sequel. They consider it a "liberty patch." A real sequel—let alone a threequel —implies a jump to 3D. Or destruction physics. Or co-op campaigns where you can accidentally launch your buddy into a pit of lava.