HAROLD (30, neatly pressed khaki pants, anxiety disorder) is pacing. KUMAR (30, faded Kurta pajama, red eyes, smelling of cloves) is trying to convince a TSA agent that his grandmother’s mithai dabba is not a weapon.
See? Even the mines here are made in China. Act Three: The Desi Detour They escape Guantanamo on a makeshift raft made of prison cots and a tarp. They land in… Miami. But this is a Hindi movie, so Miami is just a set designed to look like a mix of South Beach and Film City.
Title card: "Harold aur Kumar: Tihar Jail Se Farar – Coming Soon." --- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi
Harold is in an orange jumpsuit. Kumar is trying to befriend a guard by teaching him how to make aloo paratha using prison chow.
The final shot: Harold and Kumar are sitting on Marine Drive, sharing a chillum. The moon is out. The cops are approaching. HAROLD (30, neatly pressed khaki pants, anxiety disorder)
Bro, focus. We have 48 hours before Neha marries that chutiya, Rohan, the radiologist. We need a plan.
(jumping out of a fake palki ): "Ruko! Yeh log Al-Qaeda ke bhakt hain!" (Stop! These are Al-Qaeda devotees!) Even the mines here are made in China
We are just two guys who wanted to get high, eat some samosa , and stop a wedding.
(smiling): Chal, phir se escape karte hain. (Let’s escape again.)
हेरोल्ड और कुमार: ग्वांतानामो से फरार (Harold aur Kumar: Guantanamo Se Faraar)
He chases them through a minefield. The mines are, of course, marked with little red flags. Kumar steps on one. It’s a dud.