Haveubeenflashed Here

It started as a joke, a clumsy autocorrect from a friend’s late-night text: “HaveUbeenFlashed?” Meant to ask if I’d seen the new photo challenge going around. But the question landed differently at 2:17 a.m., glowing on my phone screen like a dare.

I type back: “Define ‘flashed.’” HaveUbeenFlashed

Last week, I’d been walking home through the underpass when a flicker—no, not a flicker, a strobe —painted the concrete walls in negative. A man in a reflective vest was adjusting a floor lamp on a tripod. “Streetlight maintenance,” he’d said without looking up. But streetlights don’t hum at 19,000 hertz. And maintenance men don’t vanish when you blink. It started as a joke, a clumsy autocorrect

I sat up in bed, heart thudding. Have I been flashed? Not by headlights or paparazzi. By the flash . The one they whisper about on obscure forums. The one that rewires Tuesday into a glitch. A man in a reflective vest was adjusting

I pull the curtains shut. But the flash is already inside me. It always was.