Arthur pinched the bridge of his nose. “That’s not a language. And DVDRIP isn’t a magical artifact. It’s a format for—never mind. Where did you find it?”
“Perceval,” Arthur said slowly, “this is a kitchen inventory from 412 AD. The ‘intégrale’ is just a shopping list.” -integrale de Kaamelott -FR--DVDRIP-
Arthur sighed, stood up, and took the tablet. He turned it over. On the back, scratched in clumsy Latin, was a recipe for turnip stew. Arthur pinched the bridge of his nose
Kadoc entered, chewing noisily. “What? That old thing? I found it near the latrines. It had a note: ‘-FR–DVDRIP-’. Probably means ‘For Rotten—Don’t Retrieve, It’s Pee-soaked.’” It’s a format for—never mind
Perceval’s eyes widened. “A shopping list? For what? Dragon eggs? Holy grails?”
“Leeks, mostly.”
(Cue Boccherini’s Minuet.) Would you like a more serious or extended Kaamelott -inspired fanfic based on a specific character or episode?