Shenanigans Script: Jujutsu

That’s not— (deep breath) —that’s not how any of this works.

Do it. I dare you.

(raising hand enthusiastically) Gojo-sensei! Can a Domain Expansion be used to open a pickle jar?

(from Yuji’s mouth, one eye opening on his cheek) If you don’t shut up, I’ll turn this classroom into a bloodbath. Jujutsu Shenanigans Script

A messy classroom at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi are supposedly “studying” cursed energy theory. Gojo bursts in with a bag of jelly-filled donuts. GOJO (striking a pose in the doorway) Good morning, my adorable little disaster magnets! Who wants to learn about Domain Expansions?

I will end you.

(floating a donut with Infinity) Children, please. Today’s lesson is Practical Cursed Shenanigans . Rule one: never let Nobara near a voodoo doll of me. That’s not— (deep breath) —that’s not how any

(vanishing and reappearing behind Megumi) Wrong! High-five Technique exists. I made it up just now. It’s called Boogie Woogie Palms .

(Megumi facepalms. Nobara cackles. Yuji gives Gojo a high-five that accidentally punches a hole through the wall.)

Jujutsu Shenanigans – Script Excerpt

(smirking, hiding something behind her back) Too late.

(laughing) That’s Todo’s technique with extra steps.

Wait—can I have a cursed technique that’s just really good at high-fives? (raising hand enthusiastically) Gojo-sensei

(sighing, rubbing temples) No, Yuji. But if you keep asking, I’ll summon Mahoraga just to escape this conversation.

Rude. And incorrect. My Domain is unlimited fun!