In his hand, instead of a pudding cup, was the merchant’s underwear. A very large, very floral pair of underpants.
“I have returned!” she announced to the stunned tavern. “And I bring news! A challenge! A foe so vile, so cunning, so… crunchy, that only the greatest arch-wizard of the Crimson Demon Clan can hope to defeat it!”
“FINALLY! EKUSUPUROOOOOOSION!”
Darkness, who had been polishing her armor in the corner (a process that involved a lot of clanking and heavy breathing), perked up. “A foul merchant? Will he try to… restrain us? Tie us up with… ropes of commerce?” Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo
“Thanks, Wiz,” he sighed.
The merchant blinked. Looked down. Looked at the floating underwear in midair. “Wha…?”
“No. We’re not spending our last eris on a rival goddess’s pudding,” Kazuma deadpanned. “Besides, pudding is pudding. We have a cabbage.” In his hand, instead of a pudding cup,
So much for plan A.
“Why… why is there always an explosion?” Kazuma wheezed, picking himself up from a vegetable cart.
“It’s efficient!” Aqua pouted.
“Kazuma! We need money! We need to buy all of it and melt it with my sacred power!” Aqua shrieked.
“No,” Megumin said, her face grave. “He sells Premium Eris Pudding .”
Kazuma sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Megumin. We talked about the door.” “And I bring news
“Megumin! Now!” Aqua screamed.