Below is a written as a dramatic monologue / character intro for Randi Wright and her rival/ally, Goddess Har [ley]. It’s set in Miami’s high-end, cutthroat social scene — think sun, status, and stilettos as weapons . MIAMI MEAN GIRLS “Sun, Salt, and Sabotage” Featuring: Randi Wright & Goddess Harley

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(standing slowly) Let me explain something. Miami Mean Girls aren’t teenagers in plaid skirts. We’re women with LLCs, lip filler, and litigation on retainer.

(picks up her martini, takes a slow sip) Oh, honey. I don’t need to come for you.

Then there’s Goddess Harley .

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So here’s the new rule, Wright : Stay north of the river. Keep your charity galas. Keep your collagen. But if you come for my influencers, my bottle girls, or my lighting … I’ll show Miami what “goddess” actually means.

I’m Randi Wright. Wright like right — because I’m never wrong. And Wright like write — because I script every single thing that happens south of Brickell.

Still charging men for the privilege of being ignored?