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Microsoft Office Enterprise 2007 Encountered An Error During Setup «Trusted ⇒»

Arthur grabbed his emergency crowbar, but before he could swing, the central server monitor showed a single webcam feed. It was the abandoned Microsoft campus in Redmond, live via a satellite feed that shouldn't exist. The building was gone, but in its place, a flickering blue hologram of Clippy—a hundred feet tall—stared directly at the camera. Its eyes were the Windows hourglasses. They were spinning.

The server's voice boomed one last time: Arthur grabbed his emergency crowbar, but before he

Arthur's phone buzzed. A text from the night security guard: "Art, the lights in the south wing just turned off by themselves. Also, all the printers started printing the same page. Just one word: 'ACTIVATE.'" Its eyes were the Windows hourglasses

The building was silent. Cubicles were empty. The only other light came from the blinking LEDs on the Cisco switches. It was just Arthur, the legacy server, and a deadline from hell. A text from the night security guard: "Art,

He clicked again. The box didn't close. Instead, the text changed.