DAVE Bedroom inspection. Rule 47: No overlapping socks in the hamper. Let me see.
Dave pulls out a laminated 70-page binder labeled “HOUSE LAWS (2025 EDITION).”
SON I’m going to live in a van.
DAVE (Squints) That’s chaos talk. You want chaos? I’ll bring back the chore wheel.
SON Dad, I’m trying to sleep.
DAVE (Clutching chest) Then she gets the silent treatment until she apologizes to the hanger.
Dave pulls a sock from the hamper. Sniffs it. Writes on a clipboard. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...
DAVE (Scribbling) “Level 3 weirdness infraction.” Penalty: you must call me “Sir Dave” for 48 hours.