But what if I told you a exists in the vault? Rumored. Unconfirmed. And absolutely legendary in fan forums.

Here’s a blog-style post written as if “Va Va Voom” was a lost collaboration between Nicki Minaj and Future—since in reality, the official track is just Nicki’s solo pop-rap anthem from Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded . But for the sake of your prompt, let’s imagine the Future remix never dropped… until now. Blog exclusive: tracking the ghost track that never was… or is it?

Here’s everything we (don’t) know. The original “Va Va Voom” is all Nicki: “I say he can go get lost, go get lost / Or we can go get wild, go get wild” Now imagine Future’s 2012 lean-drenched rasp sliding into the second verse. Pluto, right after Honest but before his monster run. Autotune crooning about “Maseratis, molly, and Miami views” over that thumping Dr. Luke beat.