Nun 2 Apr 2026

The Nun II is the horror equivalent of a mass-produced rosary. It looks holy from a distance, but under scrutiny, it is just plastic beads on a string. Valak deserves better. You deserve better.

The scares are painfully predictable. You will see every "jump" coming 10 seconds in advance: the mirror that reflects nothing, the magazine whose pages turn on their own, the statue that moves its eyes. The film relies so heavily on the "loud noise + sudden image" formula that it becomes exhausting rather than frightening.

Is The Nun II better than the original? Marginally. The acting is stronger, the pacing is tighter (110 minutes feels like 90), and it lacks the first film’s absurd "French soldier" subplot. But "marginally better than a bad movie" is not a recommendation. The Nun II is the horror equivalent of

Fans of The Conjuring universe will find enough familiar iconography and loud jump scares to pass a rainy evening. Casual horror fans, however, will be bored. This is a film made by algorithm: beat-for-beat scares, franchise-baiting endings, and a protagonist who wins not through cleverness, but because the script says so.

Director: Michael Chaves Starring: Taissa Farmiga, Jonas Bloquet, Storm Reid, Anna Popplewell, Bonnie Aarons You deserve better

The Nun II suffers from what plagues all modern franchise horror: . Valak was terrifying in The Conjuring 2 because it was mysterious—a shapeshifting demon that mocked the crucifix. Here, the film provides a backstory involving a Duke of Hell, a goat, and a holy relic. By demystifying the monster, they neuter it. The final "battle" is a blur of fire, floating debris, and CGI light beams. It looks more like a Marvel movie than a horror film.

Set in 1956, four years after the events of the first film, Sister Irene (Taissa Farmiga) is living a quiet life in a Italian convent, still haunted by her encounter with Valak, the demon nun. When a priest is murdered under mysterious, fiery circumstances in France, the church reluctantly asks Irene to investigate. She is paired with a novitiate named Sister Debra (Storm Reid), a skeptic who doubts faith as a weapon. Together, they track Valak across the French countryside, while Frenchie (Jonas Bloquet)—now going by "Maurice"—works at a boarding school, unaware that the demon has been stalking him for a new vessel. The film relies so heavily on the "loud

Here is the cardinal sin of The Nun II : it is almost entirely a retread. The structure is identical to the first film: Sister Irene travels to a location, investigates a murder, gets separated from her ally, and then confronts Valak in a grand, CGI-heavy third act where she must "believe harder" than before. There is no narrative growth.