Philips Superauthor Software ◆

Leo Fletcher was not looking for a door. He was looking for his missing skateboard. But the basement of 14 Elm Street had other plans.

I read it twice. It’s… good. Better than I could write. The sentences have a weird rhythm, like someone trying very hard to sound human but over-pronouncing every word. Still, it’s a start.

The year is 1997. The beige box under my desk hums like a drowsy beehive. On the monitor, the cursor blinks on a blank MS-DOS prompt. I am eleven years old, and I have a problem.

The screen clears. The prompt is waiting: Philips Superauthor Software

The box contains a 3.5-inch floppy disk and a manual as thin as a comic book. I install it while eating a bowl of Apple Jacks. The setup screen is just blue text: Philips SuperAuthor – Installed. Type “SA” to begin.

A progress bar crawls across the screen. When it finishes, the word processor opens—but it’s not like any word processor I’ve seen. The text is already there. Half a page. A beginning.

I type a sentence of my own. Leo opened the door and saw a forest. Leo Fletcher was not looking for a door

The trees were the color of bruises. The sky was the color of television static. And in the distance, a clock tower was counting backwards.

I think about Mrs. Gableman. I think about due dates. I type: A kid finds a mysterious door in his basement that leads to a magical world.

I type SA.

The program churns for two seconds. Then it writes:

Then my dad comes home from a computer expo with a cardboard box. On the front: a smiling cartoon lightbulb holding a fountain pen. The words: