The Saints Row: The Third Remastered character creator is a double-edged sword. On one hand, it gives you insane control over everything from nostril width to knuckle size. On the other hand, it is very easy to accidentally create a sleep paralysis demon.

Now go take over Steelport. Just maybe save a backup of your character preset before you do. You never know when a Brute will punch the pretty off your face.