Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door.

(sighs, closes binder) I’ll get the mop for the garbage juice.

I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out.

Also allergic to fun. Apparently.

(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights?

Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants!

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