Ever -ep.6- -dezgemadev- — The Best Apocalypse

He flicks a switch. The Dyson roars to life. A zombie shambles into frame. The vacuum hose attaches to its forehead. The zombie’s face gets sucked into the canister like a sad, gray smoothie.

We have three problems. One: Kevin’s vacuum is full of zombie face. Two: the Cinnabon is attracting a second horde. Three: we’re out of Mountain Dew Code Red.

Same thing!

I’ve been listening on the broken PA system. There’s a Bass Pro Shops on the third floor. They have crossbows, beef jerky, and a display tent we can use as a decoy.

That’s not a weapon. That’s a very aggressive housekeeping tip. The Best Apocalypse Ever -Ep.6- -Dezgemadev-

SCENE 2 – THE JAMBA JUICE, NOW A WAR ROOM.

We did it. We saved the apocalypse.

Last time, we learned that zombies hate dubstep. This time, we learn they really hate vacuum cleaners.

Mmrphlgl.