The Evil Cult English Dub Review

Zhang Wuji confronts the at their fortress, which is a cave with a disco light.

"Your evil ends today! Prepare for... THE COSMIC PALM!"

"You have saved the land... for now. But remember... the true treasure... was the bad lip-syncing you heard along the way."

They fight. The sound effects are stock library punches ( WHAP! THUD! SQUEAKY TOY NOISE ). The monk loses. the evil cult english dub

"Ugh... my chi... has left my body... to go on vacation..."

Zhang Wuji and Princess Zhaomin walk away from the exploding cave (stock explosion footage). She looks at him.

Opening Crawl (Read by a bored voice actor named Steve): "Long ago, in China... or, a place like China... there was a sword. And a saber. If you get both, you get ultimate power. Also, there is a cult. They are evil. Do not join them." Act I: The Temple of Eternal Punching Zhang Wuji confronts the at their fortress, which

"Okay, but first, you have to recite this poem. 'The river flows, the mountain knows, my fist goes where your face goes.' "

"Never! You must defeat me in a conversation about honor first!"

"Hahaha! We are the Evil Cult! We worship... fire? Or maybe a big snake. The script is unclear. Give us the Dragon Saber!" THE COSMIC PALM

"I have no idea. That was only 72 minutes. Do you want to get a pizza?"

Here, he meets (dubbed by a valley girl).

The fight ends when Zhang Wuji accidentally trips over a rock. The Cult Master tries to gloat, but his wire harness snaps, and he flies into a wall.

"I will avenge them! But first, can I have some rice?"