Thor

Hemsworth sells both the godly warrior and the fish-out-of-water. His early arrogance feels earned, but his real gift is physical comedy—smashing a coffee mug and demanding another, getting hit by a car twice, or calling a pet store for a horse. He makes a demigod relatable.

royal court dramas, fish-out-of-water comedy, Tom Hiddleston stealing every scene. Hemsworth sells both the godly warrior and the

The first 30 minutes in Asgard are dense and exciting. The middle 45 minutes on Earth drag as Thor learns to be nice. Then the final battle in the Bifrost feels rushed and small-scale. The film never quite balances cosmic stakes with small-town shenanigans. Then the final battle in the Bifrost feels

Grade: B+ (Solid entry, uneven but charming) They have no arcs

Thor’s loyal friends—Fandral, Hogun, Volstagg—are cardboard cutouts. They have no arcs, barely any dialogue, and exist only to show up for fights. For a film about loyalty and brotherhood, they’re shockingly undercooked.