TUCKER (50, beard, flannel, kind eyes) drags a rusty lawn chair onto the porch of a crooked cabin. DALE (45, receding hairline, permanent worry-wrinkle) follows with a cooler.
Whisper: “…winning.”
Tucker sees Allison through binoculars.
Indie rock. A ukulele strums.
All the kids sit in a row, wrapped in blankets. Tucker hands them hot cocoa. Dale offers a Band-Aid to Chad. tucker and dale vs evil dual audio
The van overheats. They pull over near the lake. Allison wanders toward the water for a signal. TUCKER (50, beard, flannel, kind eyes) drags a