Uncle Grandpa | Series

"We didn't notice you were gone."

"Did too."

"I've been replaced by ambiance ."

"Where were you?"

EXTERIOR. SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD - DAY

"You know what we need? An Ignoring Contest ."

They both burst out laughing. Really laughing. The kind that makes your stomach hurt. Uncle Grandpa Series

Nothing. Not even a glance.

Uncle Grandpa is trying to tell a joke. Pizza Steve is eating a slice. Giant Realistic Flying Tiger is knitting a sweater. Mr. Gus is reading a book called "Advanced Silence."

"Exactly! Nobody will see it coming!" ACT THREE: "We didn't notice you were gone

"Welcome to my world. My big brother won't let me play video games. My mom's on her phone. Even my dog ignores me unless I have cheese."

(taking it, smiling for real) "Thanks, Uncle Grandpa." ENDING:

Uncle Grandpa lands in a kiddie pool. A sad little girl named MADDIE (8, pigtails, permanent frown) is sitting on her porch steps. Really laughing